The Spill Magazine The Spill Magazine
The Spill Magazine The Spill Magazine
The Spill Magazine The Spill Magazine
  • Reviews
    • Album Reviews
    • Features
    • Live Reviews
    • Festivals
  • Portraits
  • Headlines
    • News
    • Contests
    • Events
    • Entertainment Headlines
    • Concert Listings
    • Toronto Concert Venues
  • New Music
    • Premieres
    • Track Of The Day
  • Track Of The Month
  • Books + Movies
  • About
16
new
SPILL FEATURE: WHAT RHYMES WITH DOULA? – A CONVERSATION WITH JOHN KONESKY OF MISSOULA
SPILL NEW MUSIC: 50 YEARS OF METAL EXCELLENCE – ACCEPT ENLISTS STAR-STUDDED LINEUP FOR CELEBRATORY ANNIVERSARY RECORD
SPILL NEW MUSIC: ORBITAL’S LEGENDARY GLASTONBURY 1994 PERFORMANCE SET FOR FIRST-EVER OFFICIAL RELEASE VIA LONDON RECORDS
SPILL NEW MUSIC: FAT MIKE OF NOFX RELEASES FIRST SINGLE “KIDS OF THE K-HOLE“ FROM THE ORIGINAL SCORE OF THE BAND’S CAREER-SPANNING DOCUMENTARY
SPILL NEW MUSIC: SAINT AGNES RELEASE VISUALISER FOR NEW SINGLE “THE BEAST”
SPILL NEWS: BLACK FLAG ANNOUNCES EXTENSIVE 2026 US TOUR
SPILL NEWS: WILLIAM SHATNER SET TO IGNITE RIOT FEST 2026 WITH ALL-STAR BAND BRINGING HIS HEAVY METAL VISION TO THE STAGE
SPILL NEWS: BECK NEW ALBUM ‘RIDE LONESOME’ OUT SEPTEMBER 18 | “IN THE NIGHT” NEW SONG & VIDEO OUT NOW | TOUR DATES
SPILL FEATURE: IT’S NEVER YOUR FAULT – A CONVERSATION WITH LISA MOLINARO
SPILL NEW MUSIC: NEW SINGLE FROM LUCY DREAMS “Z&1” | ICELAND AIRWAVES ANNOUNCEMENT
SPILL NEW MUSIC: STEELHEART’S “WITHOUT YOU” OUT NOW
SPILL NEWS: LUDOVICO TECHNIQUE JOINS COMBICHRIST ON FALL TOUR
SPILL NEWS: BRAND NEW SONG FROM SYNTH POP LEGEND HOWARD JONES “STAND UP”
SPILL NEWS: THE LINDA LINDAS ANNOUNCE NEW ALBUM GOTTA GET OUT DUE AUGUST 28 VIA REPRISE/WARNER RECORDS | RELEASE NEW SINGLE + VIDEO “CLOSER (FEAT. HAYLEY WILLIAMS)”
SPILL NEW MUSIC: THE WOMACK SISTERS – “IF I LET YOU”
SPILL NEW MUSIC: 90s BAND SUNWHEEL REUNITE WITH A RENEWED ENERGY AND PURPOSE WITH NEW SINGLE “GLORIOUS WAYS”
  • Reviews
    • Album Reviews
    • Features
    • Live Reviews
    • Festivals
  • Portraits
  • Headlines
    • News
    • Contests
    • Events
    • Entertainment Headlines
    • Concert Listings
    • Toronto Concert Venues
  • New Music
    • Premieres
    • Track Of The Day
  • Track Of The Month
  • Books + Movies
  • About
  • Spill Menu
    • Reviews
      • Album Reviews
      • Features
      • Live Reviews
      • Festivals
    • Portraits
    • Headlines
      • News
      • Contests
      • Events
      • Entertainment Headlines
      • Concert Listings
      • Toronto Concert Venues
    • New Music
      • Premieres
      • Track Of The Day
    • Track Of The Month
    • Books + Movies
    • About
Album Reviews
1
1142
previous article
SPILL NEW MUSIC: PUNK ROCK BAND DONOTS' ALBUM ¡CARAJO! OUT NOW
next article
SPILL NEW MUSIC: CARROLL - "BAD WATER"

SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: THE ZOLAS – SWOONER

The Zolas

The Zolas
Swooner
Light Organ Records
RATING

Popular music in the 1990s was, for all intents and purposes, absolute mind-warping rubbish. There’s no other explanation for the success of 311. These broad swaths of negativity are irrefutable. I was there. I lived the madness at hundreds of concerts and festivals. I witnessed Third Eye Blind inexplicably sell millions of records. And now there’s a crop of bands that are channeling this music, the music of their youth for inspiration. I mean have you listened to Smash Mouth lately?

Now that I’ve prefaced this review with my own personal vendetta against mainstream music of the 1990s, let’s discuss specifically Swooner, the third record from Vancouver duo The Zolas. Zachary Gray and Tom Dobrzanski toil earnestly with these aforementioned sonic trappings, acknowledging, but with an eye towards improvement. Their 2009 debut Tic Toc Tic struck an indie cord and the affable track “The Great Collapse” which made them a buzzworthy band on both the indie and mainstream music charts. Gray’s warm but intermittently flinty vocals recalled a more placid Conor Oberst. “The Great Collapse” focused on their music’s most basic building blocks – catchy pop vocals, a solid hook and piano instrumentation. Their second record Ancient Mars replaced this simplicity with discordant layers of musicianship. Swooner maintains this trajectory and in doing so misappropriates the bands they’ve used as inspiration. Third Eye Blind wrote terrible songs, but they did so with confident, infectious simplicity.

The opening track, “Molotov Girls,” introduces the record with a flourish of thumping synth-laden electro-pop. The result is a song that feels disingenuous, a song that betrays the capable (but often hammy) songwriting behind all the empty tacked-on layers. The trend continues through almost the entire record. The Zolas have added beats and production out the wazoo to palletize the catchy but banal hooks. Dobrzanski’s piano has slid to the background, little more than another layer of ambient noise. Is it due to a lack of songwriting confidence? Aiming to reach the broadest possible demographic? The Zolas work damn hard to bury the talent they actually possess as musicians.

The band finds a tenuous stasis on the catchy “Fell in Love with New York.” Through Gray’s higher vocal register and competent production, the track conjures notions of a deep cut from established indie acts that have more successfully melded songwriting with synth. Ra Ra Riot’s Beta Love record is one recent example. This proves to be the tipping point for the record, the tease when you think they’ve found a groove (albeit a shallow one). “CV Dazzle” immediately betrays this progress when “Ooooh oooh ooooh” crooning* amplifies the cacophony of heavier guitar and looped dancehall samples. (*Sidenote: What kind of wicked sickness has invaded popular music nowadays that requires “ooooh ooooh oooohs” in every chorus?)

It’s only when The Zolas strip their sound back down to the basics that they feel at all sincere. “Why Do I Wait (When I Know You’ve Got a Lover)” offers nothing more than a basic background synth line and earnest vocals. The song, unlike anything else on the record, feels grounded in a real feeling, an honest emotion. It’s also the best and last track on the album. It’s a shame that few people will likely stick around to hear it. Less is always more on Swooner, and it’s a shame that The Zolas can’t more often trust the naked simplicity of the bands they’re leaning on for inspiration.

Band Links:

band websitefbTwitter-iconinstagram-icon

Item Reviewed

SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: THE ZOLAS – SWOONER

Author

James David Patrick

Here's what we think...
Spill Rating
Fan Rating
Rate Here
New Criteria
10
105.1
4.0
Total Spill Rating
105.1
Total Fan Rating
1 rating
You have rated this
Album Reviews
album reviewslight organ recordsmolotov girlsswoonerthe zolas
album reviews, light organ records, molotov girls, swooner, the zolas
About the Author
James David Patrick
James David Patrick has a B.A. in film studies from Emory University, an M.F.A in Creative Writing from the University of Southern Maine. His fiction and non-fiction has appeared in PANK, Monkeybicycle, Squalorly, Specter Lit, and Bartleby Snopes among other wordy magazines. While he does not like to brag (much), he has interviewed Tom Hanks and James Bond and is pretty sure you haven't. He bl-gs about music, movies, and nostalgia at thirtyhertzrumble.com and hosts the Cinema Shame Podcast. James lives in Pittsburgh, PA.
RELATED ARTICLES
album reviewslight organ recordsswooner
 
9.0
Holy Wave

SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: HOLY WAVE – I’M DADA

by Ljubinko Zivkovic on July 10, 2026
HOLY WAVE I’M DADA SUICIDE SQUEEZE RECORDS As time passes by, the critics have come up with so many genres and sub-genres in modern music seemingly to make it simpler for audiences to pick up their preferences. Yet, more and more, current [...]
 
9.0
Bruno Berle

SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: BRUNO BERLE – SEM FRONTEIRAS

by Ljubinko Zivkovic on July 10, 2026
BRUNO BERLE SEM FRONTEIRAS FAR OUT RECORDINGS The title of Bruno Berle’s latest (third) album says it all: Sem Fronteiras, meaning ‘without Borders.’ While many listeners not so familiar with modern Brazilian music might think that it is [...]
 
7.0
Jack White

SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: JACK WHITE – FROZEN CHARLOTTE

by James Burt on July 10, 2026
JACK WHITE FROZEN CHARLOTTE THIRD MAN RECORDS Jack White has just released his latest solo release, Frozen Charlotte. It is a 13-track, guitar-and-drums gauntlet, that proves no one has been able to cut out White’s adrenal glands or coax [...]
 
8.0
The Rolling Stones

SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: THE ROLLING STONES – FOREIGN TONGUES

by Gerrod Harris on July 10, 2026
THE ROLLING STONES FOREIGN TONGUES  UNIVERSAL MUSIC The Rolling Stones are back. While 2023’s Hackney Diamonds may have given the impression of a fitting conclusion to perhaps one of pop culture’s greatest sagas, and despite questioning if they [...]
 
9.0
sundayclub

SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: SUNDAYCLUB – SUNDAYCLUB

by John Porter on July 10, 2026
SUNDAYCLUB SUNDAYCLUB PAPER BAG RECORDS sundayclub has been riding something of a wave of momentum among those lucky enough to have heard about them since 2025’s Bannatyne, and with good reason; their combination of modern production, honest, [...]

Latest Album Reviews
View All
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: HOLY WAVE – I’M DADA
9.0
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: BRUNO BERLE – SEM FRONTEIRAS
9.0
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: JACK WHITE – FROZEN CHARLOTTE
7.0
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: THE ROLLING STONES – FOREIGN TONGUES
8.0
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: SUNDAYCLUB – SUNDAYCLUB
9.0

STAY UP-TO-DATE
WITH OUR WEEKLY NEWSLETTER!

SPILL MAGAZINE MENU
  • Home | The Spill Magazine
  • Newsletter
  • Premieres
  • Track Of The Month
  • Album Reviews
  • Books + Movies
  • Features
  • Live Reviews
  • Festivals
  • Portraits
  • News
  • Events
  • Entertainment Headlines
  • Concert Listings
  • Toronto Concert Venues
  • About Us
  • Contests
  • New Music
  • Contributors
  • TOTD
  • Privacy Policy
  • The Scene Unseen
  • Newsletter

Copyright © 2026 | The Spill Magazine
All Rights Reserved.

TRENDING RIGHT NOW
   
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: SOCIAL DISTORTION – BORN TO KILL
1261
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: BRIAN WILSON – ON TOUR 1999-2007
822
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: TORI AMOS – IN TIMES OF DRAGONS
772
 
SPILL VIDEO PREMIERE: SHAMUS – “SORCERESS”
760
 
SPILL NEWS: SUGAR SHARE NEW SINGLE “KEEP LOOPING”
724
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: DEEP PURPLE – SPLAT!
694
 
SPILL FEATURE: LET’S JUST START AGAIN – A CONVERSATION WITH NICK HEYWARD & LES NEMES OF HAIRCUT 100
641
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: NOAH KAHAN – THE GREAT DIVIDE
616
 
SPILL MUSIC PREMIERE: IAMX – “INFINITE FEAR JETS {MIMETIC HEXES REWORK}”
606
 
SPILL LIVE REVIEW: THE GUESS WHO w/ DON FELDER @ SCOTIABANK SADDLEDOME, CALGARY (AB)
509
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: DOUBLESPEAK – DOUBLESPEAK
506
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: HISS GOLDEN MESSENGER – I’M PEOPLE
506
 
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: MODEST MOUSE – AN ERASER AND A MAZE
494
ENTERTAINMENT HEADLINES