CRACKER
ALTERNATIVE HISTORY: A CRACKER RETROSPECTIVE
COOKING VINYL
Cracker’s new album, Alternative History: A Cracker Retrospective, is a boozy, bumpy and smoke-fueled ride through the band’s crazy career. It’s equal parts a tribute to their past and a reaffirmation of why they’ve always stood out as one of the most eclectic and irreverent bands in alternative rock. Packed with fan faves, live renditions, and unexpected twists, this retrospective feels like both a greatest-hits compilation and a fresh experience.
From start to finish, Alternative History showcases Cracker’s unmatched ability to blend genres and defy expectations. The album opens with “Teen Angst (What the World Needs Now)”, a fiery anthem that rips into a hollow music scene with biting wit. Its hilarious lyrics, lamenting “the world needs another folk singer like I need a hole in my head” perfectly capture Cracker’s trademark mix of humour and defiance.
The album’s range is evident as it moves seamlessly from raucous Americana rockers to The Band-style waltzes like “Mr. Wrong”. The latter is a highlight, offering a rollicking, bittersweet tale with rich instrumentation. Cracker’s ability to evoke heartfelt nostalgia while still rocking out is unparalleled.
Production-wise, the record impresses with its tonal diversity. Tracks like “Almond Grove“ deliver velvety mid-tempo beauty, with spacious arrangements that let each instrument shine. On the grittier end, there’s no shortage of four-on-the-floor rockers that remind you why Cracker has always been a staple of dive bars and festival stages alike.
No Cracker retrospective would be complete without “Low”, their quintessential hit from 1993’s Kerosene Hat. Track six on this album, it serves as a touchstone for casual listeners who might not realize how much they’ve been influenced by Cracker’s sound. Similarly, “Eurotrash Girl” makes a welcome appearance, cementing its place as one of the band’s most memorable and enduring songs.
But Alternative History isn’t just about nostalgia—it’s also about showcasing Cracker’s versatility. The inclusion of live renditions including “River Euphrates” and “I Want Everything” brings an energy and rawness that perfectly complements the studio recordings. These performances feel vibrant and immediate, a reminder of Cracker’s prowess as a live act.
The album closes with “Ain’t Gonna Suck Itself”, a tongue-in-cheek classic that epitomizes the band’s irreverent humour and swagger. It’s the perfect end to a record that takes itself just seriously enough to be profound, but not so seriously that it loses its sense of fun.
Alternative History: A Cracker Retrospective is more than a collection of songs—it’s a celebration of a band that has always been unafraid to challenge conventions and blur boundaries. Whether you’re a longtime fan or a newcomer, this album offers a rich, entertaining, and occasionally hilarious listening experience that reminds us why Cracker’s music has stood the test of time.
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