Battles
La Di Da Di
Warp Records
Preamble: I donβt really know what to expect since this is my first time visiting a restaurant run by renowned chef collective βBattlesβ.
I mean, I grabbed ice cream at Gloss Drop once a few years back, but that hardly counts.
Appetizers
βThe Yabbaβ β Fun and light, but doesnβt really go anywhere. Serving size is too large, and I was barely interested in eating the second half.
βDot Netβ β Delicious! Best item on the menu. Not too filling, lots of interesting flavours. Perfectly balances the three main ingredients: sugary looping synths, tart melody, and bitter, thumping drums. Reminds me of something Michelin-star chef Aphex Twin would serve.
βFF Badaβ β Someone left this in the oven too long. The restaurant across the street, βSun Arawβ, does this dish with much more nuance.
βSummer Simmerβ β Complex and fun, but too diluted. At least the paddled drums and shrieking jingles leave a pleasant after-taste.
Main Course
βCacio E Pepeβ β Nicely layered sandwich, but the annoying syncopated spices made me reach for my water too often.
βNon-Violenceβ β Love this vegan dish. Itβs seasoned to near-perfection, and the sparkling keyboards, while a bit repetitive, are comforting. I will definitely come back to try this again.
βDot Comβ β This one arrives at the table on fire! South American flavours come together with a puerile North American texture to make the most crowd-pleasing item on the menu.
βTyne Wearβ β Might try to make this one at home myself β a simple holiday dish. Nothing special at all.
Desserts
βTricentennialβ β A strange, experimental item. Fried guitars on the side are a treat, and outshine the main pudding which is arid and bland.
βMegatouchβ β Will bring back memories of eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and playing Super Mario Bros while you pretended to be sick. Great comfort food.
βFlora > Faunaβ β A minty pallet cleanser. Hiroshi Yoshimura did a lot more with a lot less. Oneohtrix Point Never, too.
βLuu Leβ β What an odd dish to finish on! Donβt know what to make of this. Very large portion size. Lots of layers. Gets dense β and most exciting β near the middle, but the milky whip cream on top and flimsy filo pastry on the bottom donβt exactly make a satisfying alpha-omega.
Verdict: La Di Da Di really lacks cohesion. If asked what the βmoodβ of this restaurant was, I could tell you: light and playful, good for all ages. But the type of dining experience that Battles provide here exists in an awkward limbo between sit-down and take-out, between progressive cuisine and comfort food. They might steal away plenty of business from competitors like BadBadNotGood, but other local eateries need not be concerned. If youβre looking for something similar to what Iβve described here, but more ambitious and up-scale, I recommend Jonathan Badgerβs βVerseβ which is just down the street. That said, if youβre just strolling through town and happen to pass by La Di Da Di, give it a shot. Youβre sure to find something on the menu thatβll make your taste buds smile.
– Nicholas Fazio
Label Website:Β warp.net/news/artist/battles
SPILL ALBUM REVIEW: BATTLES – LA DI DA DI
Nicholas Fazio